Gallus, the Headless Chicken

He thinks he's better than every single other chicken on earth because he survived getting his head chopped off, then died and became a god. Despite all his yammering, he cares a lot but occasionally messes up when given the chance to actually be useful.

Mortal Enemy: Q

Best Friend:Z

Height:1 foot, 2 inches.

Title: Gallus, God of Immortality and Survival.

How He Feels About Humans: He doesn't remember his past owners too clearly, and would probably flinch at the sight of sharp metal, but Z is pretty okay.

Ideal Perch:On Z's shoulder.

Fun Facts:

  1. He once snuck himself into Z's backpack so that they would take him to school. Chaos ensues.
  2. If taken to a McDonalds, he would order a chicken sandwich, thinking in his haughty pride that it is a sandwich made FOR chickens and not OF chickens. He is forever traumatized once he finds out, and never sets foot in a McDonalds again.
  3. He loves people who have no fear of death, because he's experienced it. This is why he loves Z, and hates Q so much (besides the fact that they find him extremely unnerving).